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Mayor Eric Adams Says the Public Can Pee Freely at City Hall

Yes you may pee in the "people's house," and the Adams administration announced a slow, steady dribble of new public restrooms across New York City.

The Future of Journalism Is Secure With Hell A.I.P.S.

An announcement on Hell Gate's plan to save local news using artificial intelligence.

Some Pro-Palestine Queer Groups Boycotted Queens Pride, While Others Tried to Reclaim It

"We made the decision to occupy space and come out in full force for Palestine."

Nolita Dirtbag Beckons You Into the Clout Matrix

The first six months to a year of the meme account, says its proprietor, Alex Hartman, “was just making fun of Aime Leon Dore.”

2024 Will Be Another Year Without Adult Lap Swim at NYC Pools

For the third consecutive year, the Adams administration is canceling Adult Lap Swim, but there's hope for next year (maybe).

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