Eric Adams Played Himself—And Screwed New Yorkers in the Process

From mayor to hapless MAGA floor manager.

Brooklyn Museum Management 'Spent Without Thinking,' Says Union Head

"It's like when you're drunk—whatever's in your pocket, you just spend it without thinking, because you just want to live for the moment. That's what the Brooklyn Museum did."

So Now What?

It's starting to look a lot like we're screwed. And other links to start your day?

Mayor Adams Is President Trump’s Puppet Now

"Groveling to the president really pays off these days."

Mr. Marathon Is a 26-Mile Tribute to Cheap Produce

Mr. Marathon involves visiting all 13 stores in the Mr. Fruit chain, and buying (and consuming) a thematically appropriate product at each one.